Tweet my Goal! The funniest comments from Chelsea’s 2-2 draw with Newcastle

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@whitters993 just thought I’d get one in early…… it would be krul for ancelotti to be fired

@raunyoubeauty Ancelotti’d probably turn the other Cheikh.

@HelloMrAaron it may be cruel but we know Abramovich’s intentions and he ain’t mEssien around!

Then Branislav Ivanovic puts Chelsea 1-0 ahead

@MirrorFootball Ray Wilkins evoking memories of Harry Enfield’s dirty old women with his "very powerful young man" description of Ivanovic

@Lord_Meadowvale Ray said he likes to see fresh young men given a go too! Ooh Matron

@RossMPerkins I’m guessing the Newcastle defenders should have Cech-ed where Ivanovic was

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@MirrorFootball "Continuity is the way to go" says the in-no-way-bitter-about-his-sacking Ray Wilkins on the Chelsea manager situation

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After a high and wide Fernando Torres shot:

@CrazyGoose Torres aiming for the goal in Anfield there……

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Ryan Taylor’s free kick is deflected in by Jonas Guitierrez to make it 1-1

@RedMancunia That goal was Taylor-made by Newcastle

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More Ray Wilkins fun – also known as the ‘stay on your feet’ section

@bootsybah Ray on Tim Krul "it’s going to take him a while to bed into our style of football" Krul has been at Newcastle since 2005.

@MirrorFootball It’s Harry Enfield dirty old lady syndrome RT @lukeofarrell its awful the way Wilkins seems refers to anybody under 30 as ‘young man’

@LovesKingKenny When Willkins commentates on a Villa game does he refer to Ashley and Luke as "Young Young"? #Youngcole #Youngramires

@AverageCynic Peter Cech? How long did you work at Chelsea Ray? Next he’ll be referring to Brian Ivanovic and Fred Torres.

@MirrorFootball Did he mean to say Phil? RT @chakakahan worried about Wilkins now. Just referred to Josh Mceachran as "young Josh Mcracken"

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@KennyPalmer Shame David Luiz isn’t playing today as he would be up against his SideShow Bob doppelganger Fabricio Coloccini

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@MirrorFootball   Ivanovic trying the old if-I-don’t-look-at-the-ref-he-won’t-book-me routine. Isn’t working

@stewielomas Ryan Taylor trying the old ‘smash the ball into the wall and get another deflected goal’ trick, not working!!

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@MirrorFootball Shoala’s brother Sammy Ameobi coming on for Newcastle. Never mind the quality, feel the quantity

@MirrorFootball There’s only two Amoebis! etc

@MirrorFootball D’you want to tell him or shall I? RT @sdmeji *Shola Ameobi*RT @MirrorFootball: Sammy Ameobi coming on for Newcastle

@akickintheblog Is the Newcastle alphabet this>>> Y,i,m,e,o,b….

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@MirrorFootball Ray knows loads of stuff we don’t RT @bootsybah Ray keeps calling him "Big Alex". Knows something we don’t?

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Steven Taylor scores stoppage time equaliser

@bootsybah Ray on Steven Taylor "He’s a proper strong young man,I really enjoyed his company". Yeah….


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